Damn The Mirrors!...

There are various reasons for the current economic slump (which will eventually become a permanent dive regardless of market spikes that will most likely come this spring).

The majority of the blame falls at the feet of social engineers who gave America such civilization crushing concepts as Race Quotas, Affirmative Action, Intrinsic Equality, Social Justice and the like.

But blame can also be found in any old mirror which happens to be lying about your home or office.

Americans have not only become willfully ignorant, but have reveled in their rebellion against common sense.

The following parody sums up the business model and buying habits of Americans over the past twenty years, give or take.

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