Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Ummm, Yeah...

Signs that your empire is in decline,

1. Crumbling military infrastructure.



WASHINGTON, Sept. 15 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Witness testimony from more than 120 former or retired military personnel points to an ongoing and alarming intervention by unidentified aerial objects at nuclear weapons sites, as recently as 2003. In some cases, several nuclear missiles simultaneously and inexplicably malfunctioned while a disc-shaped object silently hovered nearby. Six former U.S. Air Force officers and one former enlisted man will break their silence about these events at the National Press Club and urge the government to publicly confirm their reality.

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Another sign your empire is in decline,

blaming the ill performance of officers and the state of rundown and unmaintained equipment on space aliens.



This is the military equivalent of "the dog ate my homework".


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