Thursday, August 27, 2015

Transformed For Jesus…




As the “cuckservative” tag has put the spotlight on spineless, testicle-free politicians and their equally spine and ball free enabling red state voters it seems an appropriate time to look at the ultimate form of emasculation, Christianity. 

And no, spouting examples of “mighty Christian warriors” in the past does not deflect the point. Many Cucksaervatives are warmongers, but on behalf of other peoples or out of a sense of whiteknighting. 

They’d love to unleash the dogs of war for Israel or to stop some dictator who is “mean and unfair” to the people he rules over.
 But never do they entertain the notion of going to war for their own family or people’s interests. That’s racist!

When Christians drove Muslims out of Europe in centuries past they did it “for Christ and his Kingdom”, not for their own wives, children, parents, friends and neighbors. And of course they gave credit to god for their victory, as they themselves were helpless in the face of “god’s enemies”.

But the emasculating aspect of the religion runs deep and wide.

Jesus “died for your sins” because you were a slave to them and helpless to help yourself.

And at the apocalypse you will be equally helpless. Frankly, you’ll be the quintessential damsel in distress as Jesus comes to the rescue at the last minute.

In fact, damsel is very appropriate to describe the Christian man, because the religion requires not just the feminization of its followers, but a symbolic castration.

When looking at it for what it is, you have to keep in mind that the core nugget of Christianity is west-Asian culture: or Mid-East culture, if you like.

And so at the center of Christianity is a sheikh. And like all sheikhs he wants a harem.

The sheikh is of course Jesus.

And the harem is the “Bride of Christ”, aka Christians.

According to the religion’s precepts, when a man becomes a Christian it is a trans (cough) forming experience…spiritually!

The man becomes a woman…symbolically and spiritually.

More than that, he becomes a “virgin” waiting for her bridegroom to come and get her, marry her, and then ravish her on their honeymoon in his golden palace in the sky.


 For I feel a divine jealousy for you (believers), since I betrothed you to one husband, to present you as a pure virgin to Christ.
-2 Corinthians 11: 2


Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord.  For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior.  Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.
-Ephesians 5:22-24


Let us rejoice and exult and give him the glory, for the marriage of the Lamb has come, and his Bride has made herself ready.
-Revelation 16:7


And we all know what follows the marriage supper……..Boinkin Time!

That’s right. The Christian man dresses in a slinky, sexy bridal gown, then gets fu**ed by Jesus!


Yeah, yeah, it’s all symbolic, but so what! Does that really make it more palatable?

What does such symbolism do to the heart and mind of a man over time?



When you consider that THIS (symbolic spiritual transsexualism) is at the heart of the Christian belief system, it makes more than a little sense to henceforth refer to Christians as Caitlyns.