Wednesday, April 26, 2017

In Case Of War With North Korea...

What with that there North Koe-reean feller invading and destroying so many countries around the world, it’s inevitable that good ol’ Murica will be called, (by no less than God himself) to step in and save the day.

Murica must liberate those poor North Korean people who don’t have gay marriage, teen abortion,  Tranny’s on TV, fifty million Mexicans and “refugees” from the middle-east and so on.

Clearly, something has to be done.

Thank God Communist China has our back!!!

And no doubt a war may lead to significant damage to trade ports in Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, China...

If that were to happen, you wouldn’t be able to buy all of that highly inflated Chinese made crap from Wal-Mart.

In such a case, some sort of lend-lease deal would be needed to help re-build any damaged infrastructure in those east-Asian cities and ports.

Some sort of, oh, I don’t know, trans-pacific-partnership......or something.

Sure the global economy would take a bit of a hit for a few years, but the long term economic benefits from such a paradigm shift to the part of the word that has 4 of the world’s 7 billion consumers - I mean people, would mean massive expansion of top CEO’s portfolios.

But even if there’s no war, such a trans-pacific-partnership might be needed anyway, just to keep the profits. I’m sorry, I mean the peace.